A new book is published tomorrow called "I Smirt, You Stooze, They Krump". According to the PR blub
"Smirt" apparently describes people who flirt while they smoke outside their office buildings or pubs
"Stooze" is a verb describing the practice of taking advantage of introductory interest free periods offered by credit card companies, to borrow money that is then invested elsewhere for profit.
"Krump" is to dance, sometimes wearing face paint, in a fast and aggressive style, mimicking a fight but remaining non-violent.
Anyone who wants to pick up a copy can see it here on Amazon