I can't make up my mind. Mind you it looks as if he can't make up his mind and John Prescott was right!
He is a Liberal or so he says - come on you Lib Dems come and join me. Wait a minute if he is a Liberal he should join us.
Oh not to worry. He is New Labour now but without Blair. Delivering good public services is now important and he is the man to do it better than Tony. So maybe he should join New Labour - not Old Labour no never.
Hello whats this he is now a Green as well! Well perhaps he should join them instead.
In fact strangely enough the one thing he appears to be pretending not to be is an old fashioned right wing Conservative.